Having a Bath September 26, 2009 11:37

I was having a bath unattended by my little ones. A very rare occurrence indeed. I was enjoying being alone. No one was throwing barbies at my head or trying to pretend that my nipple was a door bell that goes ‘ding’. I was relaxing thoroughly when the little ones turned up. A barbie was promptly hurled at my head but mercifully no attempts were made to ring the doorbell.